The Most Fun You;ll Have Roleplaying

[beardies221]

OOC: We all knew it was coming. A totally stupid comedy thread for roleplaying by beardies221! I will make a nice easy setting, a few years after WoS. It is strating in the great starting city of Solace.

A rabbi a priest and a minister walked into an inn, no wait. Ok, nevermind, forget this line...

A man walked into an Inn. He looked around nervously. Finally, he got up to the bar, ordered a drink. As soon as the bar keep walked over to get the drink the man grabbed a jar out of his coat pocket and chugged it down. It had been getting to close this time.

OOC: Just roleplay like regular, except expect me to thnrow a bunch of wierd stupid stuff at you. It may not sound funny yet, but I have plans for this guy. Only problem is I don't know what they are yet.

[raeray]

OCC: whatever
BIC: Raeray walked into the inn of Solace her blue dress barely doching the ground. The Inn was very crowded. She sawno empty table but an empty seat by a man who had just ordered a drink. The girl made sure her hair was covering her ears and walked up. She sat down in the empty seat across from the man.

[dalamar_thedark]

OOC: yay beardies! another stupid new thread that might turn into a stupid old thread! great!

BIC:

Turin the dark elf walked into the inn, striding silently and making sure his hood shadowed his face. The black mage smiled inwardly, wondering if the other people in the inn even noticed him. "I'll have some wine," he coldly whispered to the barkeep, and then he took his seat near the fire.

OOC: and as all you RPers from the old thread know, this is pretty much what I always type whenever my character's in an inn.

[beardies221]

"No, no not again! Where is it! Ahhh!" The mans face started turning read, his nose elongated into a snout. His body condensed, and he grew a tail. He grew short hair all over him, and fell backwards off his chair. The man was now no longer a man. He was now...a pig. "Where is it!" The man, er, pig shouted. "I know there's a kender here somewhere." The pig looked at Raeray, and gave a tug on her hair, pulling it away to reveal her little kender ears. "I knew it. How could you do this to me, now I need to find a new town!" The pig angrily reared and kicked the stool out from under her. Then, grabbing the coat in his mouth started to walk out.

A man form the otuskirts of Solace was just walking into the Inn as a pig was walking out. Up, it must have gotten away from the kitchen. Being the good citizen he was, he picked it up. It started squealing something odd, so the man covered its mouth, and took it into the kitchen.

OOC: To save the pig, or not to save the pig, that is the question.

[dalamar_thedark]

Turin, seeing the man, quickly grabbed him and wrested the pig-man away. Recognizing the transformation from earlier, he quickly muttered a few words. The pig began to glow with a soft, eerie light.

[raeray]

Raeray was in total confusion. How could he tell she was a kender. She was so young she didn't even have wrincles yet! What did the mage do? She was just confused.

[dalamar_thedark]

Turin stopped his glance for just a moment to look at the bemused kender. It was a kender, alright. Who else in their right mind would wear a topnot?

OOC: raeray don't kick me again

[raeray]

OOC: Raeray punches Dalamar_thedark :p
BIC: Raeray watched as the mage took a glance at her and she smiled.

[dalamar_thedark]

OOC: Raeray punches Dalamar_thedark :p
BIC: Raeray watched as the mage took a glance at her and she smiled.

OOC: Dalamar_thedark says something - not a spell, a curse! And he beats up Raeray.

BIC:

Turin cringed and turned back to see what was happening to the pigman,.

OOC: i'm really asking for it!

[raeray]

OOC: you said not to kick you and did I no!!!!

[dalamar_thedark]

OOC: you said not to kick you and did I no!!!!

OOC: actually...*points back at latter post*

[raeray]

OOC: your point???

[dalamar_thedark]

OOC: your point???

OOC: duh! When your little raeray clone smiled at Turin, he cringed! Was I not asking for another kick!? *slaps forhead* oh man why did I say that?

[raeray]

OOC: I'm confused again. I smile all the time. Don't most kender?

[beardies221]

OOC: Stop polluting my thread!

BIC: "Hey! Thats not good, what did you do to that pig, it's the dinner for the people here at the Inn!" The man tackled the elf and the pigs transformation stopped. "Stupid human!" The pig jumpped on the man and started poking him with his corkscrew tail!

[raeray]

Raeray watched this wierd sceane and started laughing uncontrolubly(sp)

[dalamar_thedark]

OOC: Stop polluting my thread!

BIC: "Hey! Thats not good, what did you do to that pig, it's the dinner for the people here at the Inn!" The man tackled the elf and the pigs transformation stopped. "Stupid human!" The pig jumpped on the man and started poking him with his corkscrew tail!

OOC: i just love harassing you beardies!

BIC:

Turin grabbed out his dagger and stabbed the man. He sighed, knowing that the pig was still a pig. Not a man.

"Are you really a pig?" he whispered stil, adressing the pig.

OOC: oh man

[beardies221]

"No, I am actually a red dragon. My name is Eshath. I once stole a pig from Paladines barbeque, and from then on whenever I come near a kender I am transformed. Get me my serum, and get all eknder away from me. That will allow me to change my shape again."

[raeray]

That was enough for Raeray she suddenly stopped laughing. There must be somthing wrong then. I'm a blue dragon , not a kender. This is just my other form. There must be another kender in here.

[dalamar_thedark]

"No, I am actually a red dragon. My name is Eshath. I once stole a pig from Paladines barbeque, and from then on whenever I come near a kender I am transformed. Get me my serum, and get all eknder away from me. That will allow me to change my shape again."

OOC: serum!?

BIC:

The black mage's dark eyes glinted in ambition. "Okay," he whispered still. He grabbed Eshath and rushed out the door.

[dalamar_thedark]

That was enough for Raeray she suddenly stopped laughing. There must be somthing wrong then. I'm a blue dragon , not a kender. This is just my other form. There must be another kender in here.

OOC: rae, that was pretty random. *dodges punch*

[beardies221]

OOC: Serum, that stuff I was drinking.

BIC: Wriggling a little, the pig accidentally slipped out of the elf's grasp. He fell down the stairs. Luckily, he landed on a huge silver platter surrounded by cranberry sauce and mashed potatoes. Whew, that was close, Eshath though. Suddenly the platter rose, and Eshath was carried off.

[dalamar_thedark]

OOC: Serum, that stuff I was drinking.

BIC: Wriggling a little, the pig accidentally slipped out of the elf's grasp. He fell down the stairs. Luckily, he landed on a huge silver platter surrounded by cranberry sauce and mashed potatoes. Whew, that was close, Eshath though. Suddenly the platter rose, and Eshath was carried off.

OOC: ...oh...okay

BIC:

With a mumbled curse Turin grabbed the serum and ran after Eshath. He lunged for the guy carrying the platter, silenced the guy, then grabbed Eshath again, and gave him the serum.

[beardies221]

Eshath started changing, he elongated, and turned red. He became a huge red dragon, and accidentally rolled over ont0 the elf. :)

OOC: Next time I will make a regular game, but just do stupid stuff, because this ones already getting out of control.

[dalamar_thedark]

Eshath started changing, he elongated, and turned red. He became a huge red dragon, and accidentally rolled over ont0 the elf. :)

OOC: Next time I will make a regular game, but just do stupid stuff, because this ones already getting out of control.

OOC: you'd better! And I'm considering making a new one too but then prophacyks is still on it and so is Mariner

BIC:

Turin knew better than scream in pain. But even if he wanted to, he couldn't because his lungs were nearly crushed.

[beardies221]

The dragon rolled off the elf, and picked him up. Then, he flew away. He flew far to his lair. Once there, he landed and walked in. This was a special red dragon. This was a red dragon that liked the golden arches. For, throughout all of the dragons lair were tiny Mcdonalds Hamburgers. The dragon rested the elf on a pile of these, then went around to inspect the rest of his lair.

[dalamar_thedark]

The dragon rolled off the elf, and picked him up. Then, he flew away. He flew far to his lair. Once there, he landed and walked in. This was a special red dragon. This was a red dragon that liked the golden arches. For, throughout all of the dragons lair were tiny Mcdonalds Hamburgers. The dragon rested the elf on a pile of these, then went around to inspect the rest of his lair.

OOC: Mcdonalds Hamburgers!? I guess you really meant it when you said this was going to be fun!

BIC:

Turin awoke to the smell of mcD burgers. "Ew!" he groaned, but he groaned even more when he felt his right leg, which had been crushed.

OOC: and now for a bit of my own randomness!

BIC: all of a sudden Turin noticed a hand sticking out from one of the burgers. It was cold but not dead. He pulled whoever it was out. And he found himself looking face to face with a girly doll! He screamed and fell back.

OOC: boy i never dared to do that before. and don't ask where i got that cuz my sister is bothering me again. and where's raeray?

[raeray]

OOC: Sorry I almost fell over asleep on the computer!! But I wolk up early to post,
BIC: Raeray watched the red dragon fly off. Sighing, she ran into the forest so she wouldn't crush anybody and turned into her regular self. A blue dragon. Then she flew off after the red dragon to his lair.

[beardies221]

"Wait here elf." Eshath flew out again. He saw his rival Raerayu coming. Dragons all came to him. All wanted the prizes his lair held. Just last week he had to kill a green dragon who had stolen his McFlurry. But this blue dragon was much more powerful, and did not just want Mcflurry's he supposed. He knew that with this dragons ambitions it would want all of his tiny gray patties! Eshath flew off, ready to fight the blue dragon.

[dalamar_thedark]

Turin blasted the doll and watched Eshath fly out. He smiled to himself, looked at the McFlurrys and ate one.

[raeray]

Raeray saw the dragon and stoped hoping to talk to him. Instead she just started laughing remembering the dragon as a pig.

[dalamar_thedark]

Turin decided to stop eating the one flurry and ate some fries.

[beardies221]

Eshath stopped mid-flight. He just had a strange feeling. He looked back, and saw the elf drinking one of his McFlurry's! How dare he! Eshath flew back as fast as he could, and shot a stream of dragon breath at the elf.

[dalamar_thedark]

Eshath stopped mid-flight. He just had a strange feeling. He looked back, and saw the elf drinking one of his McFlurry's! How dare he! Eshath flew back as fast as he could, and shot a stream of dragon breath at the elf.

Turin stopped the blast with a power shield and stopped eating.

[beardies221]

Knowing the shield couldn't stop his claws, the dragon flew through and stepped on the elf!

[dalamar_thedark]

OOC: here goes...

BIC: The elf died and all of a sudden came back to life because the flurries were so good!

[beardies221]

No! The elf had gained the awesome power of the flurry. This is why all dragons sought after Eshath's lair. Knowing there was only one thing he could do, Eshath popped a hamburger into his mouth. He began to grow, filling his lair. He now was of godly proportions, and nearly an immortal. He picked up the elf, to keep him away from the rest of the tasty treats. Thenl, with all his might, he threw the elf at the blue dragon. The elf flew and flew and ended up hitting the blue dragon right in the eye.

[dalamar_thedark]

Turin fell against the blue dragon's eyeball and said, "hey this could be a new spell component!" he starts plucking at the eyeball.

[raeray]

"ouch," Raeray said in pain,"You meanie," Raeray blinked the elf off and caught him, After all it wasn't his fault he fell onto her eyeball. Raeray muttered afew words of magic and turned her and the elf invisable.

[dalamar_thedark]

"ouch," Raeray said in pain,"You meanie," Raeray blinked the elf off and caught him, After all it wasn't his fault he fell onto her eyeball. Raeray muttered afew words of magic and turned her and the elf invisable.

OOC: cool

BIC:

TUrin glared at Raeray. "I could have made myself invisible on my own you know!" he said.

[raeray]

OOC: :p
BIC: "Well I did it first so just be quiet," Raeray whispered.

[beardies221]

No! They were invisible! Now they could easily come in an steal Eshath's hamburgers! No, he wouldn't let that happen. He flew to the back of the cave, and then flew out. He was holding a large brown tube. He flew out to an are where he thought they were around. Then, he squeezed the tube. It was full of special sauce! Suddenly, he saw it hit something in the air! He flew, and shot a flame at the elf and dragon who were still invisible but easy to see thanks to the special sauce all over them.

[raeray]

Raeray got mad and flew to the ground told the elf to get off and then turned back in to a kender except she had ketchup all over her.

[beardies221]

OOC: Not ketchup, special sauce :).

BIC: Eshath was content to let them leave, but they just looked so scrumtous. They were covered in that yummy special sauce and all. He flew down, preparing to eat the kender. Everyone knew McDonalds hamburgers were made of Kender's anyways.

[raeray]

Raeray smiled to herself whipped the special sauce from her face and turned invisable again. Then she started her transformation back into a dragon. She then md a dart to the dragons lair.

[beardies221]

Eshath felt that tingling again. He flew straight for his lair, and ran into something. He looked and couldn't figure it out. SO, yhe flew forward again, and rammed into it again. He wondered what it could be, so he opened his motuh and took a bite from it. MMM! Special sauce! It must be one of his hamburgers. He continued eating.

[Katt Nightstalker]

Katt walked onto the scene, and looked up.
"oooo . . . a dragon! ive always wanted to ride a dragon!"
katt then got down on her knees and pulled out her platnum triangle.
"fizban, can i ride a dragon? please!?"
she waited.
OOC: hope its not a problem if i join in. if it is, ignore this. also, for info on thic char, see the character info thread.

[raeray]

hearing the girl's wish raeray wanted to make it come true so she swopped down made the girl invisable and headed back toward the lair.

[beardies221]

OOC: Hey, raeray, come back. That was you I was eating!

[raeray]

OOC: what it was?? I'm confused :confused:

[beardies221]

So am I....

[Kyra Starleaf]

ooc - Hope you don't mind if I join in, you all seem to be having so much fun!!! :)

ic- The sky darkened as mysterious clouds formed over head and a booming voice rang out over the mountain " WHAT IS ALL THIS NOISE?" A mage wearing strange looking brown robes stood on the peak overlooking Eshath's lair. " I am the guardian of KFC and if you all do not desist in this childish behavior I shall smite you all with the power of my eleven herbs and spices!"

[raeray]

"Ouch", Raeray screamed as the dragon bit her tail. Raeray took out some ketchup and squirted it onto the dragon and took a bite out of his wings. "Hey guardian of KFC can you help me here?" she asked.

[beardies221]

Another voice from the other side boomed, "I am the guardian of Roscoe's Chicken in Waffles. Me and the Colonel are good friends, and ytou are not the Colonel. You are!" The cloiuds parted way as a large waffle flew through them. They hit the supposed guardian of KFC. "You are really the hamburgalar!!!"

[raeray]

Raeray started giggling uncontrolably again then muttered a few words and opened a hole in the ground which started spewing frostys out at everyone except Raeray. Raeray started back toward the lair using the frosty as a distraction. but bafore she boomed. "Feal the power of the lord of Wendy's."

[beardies221]

"Hmaburgler, we must team up!" Roscoe shouted. "Alone our chickin and hamburgness can not stand against those awesome square triple burgers!"

[raeray]

Raeray was almost to the lair flying as fast as she could when her invisability wore off.

[beardies221]

"There she is!" Roscoe started throwing flying waffles at the blue dragon.

[raeray]

Raeray screamed and ordered the hole to throw more frostys and she ordered her chicken nuggets to attack. Then it seemed like it was raining chicked nuggets and frostys. Raeray screaming with pain everytime a waffle hit her made a dart to the cave.

[beardies221]

Roscoe tried to chase after her, but the Frostys were making his glucose level rise, and after a few minutes he could barely walk he was so bloated with yummy frosty goodness.

[raeray]

Raeray smiled to herself because she had made it. She transformed back into a kender grabbed a frosty and started eating but no, not that anything but that she thought. Raeray started rolling around in pain. Not an ice cream headache.

[beardies221]

Eshath had got the ketchup out of his eyes. He was now back in his lair, and saw the blue dragon as a kender rolling in pain thanks to a brainfreeze. Yes, good, very good. he picked up another frosty and shoved it into her mouth. Then several others. HAHAHA! He knew her brainfreeze would last for a very long time now!

[raeray]

Raeray screamed. How dare he use her frostys against her. She then unleased her power of her fries. The fries points were as sharp as daggers. He would pay for making her brainfreeze worse. Yes, he would pay.

[beardies221]

NOOOOOO! Eshath was stabbed by several fries, and his arteries filled with grease. He had a heart attack, and died on the spot.

[raeray]

Raeray cheered with victory ordered her fries, frostys, and chicken nuggets to stop. She then ate more of the frosty.

[Kyra Starleaf]

After shaking off the various food items that had knocked the guardian of KFC unconsiuos(sp) he hurried to the edge of the cliff and threw a handful of herbs and spices over the edge, chanting the whole time. Everything the herbs touched immedatly had an instant craving for deep fried chicken. Laughing the guardian threw another handful and chanted different spell words, this time whatever the herbs landed on was turned into KFC extra cripy chicken. A feeding frenzy had begun.

[dalamar_thedark]

Turin lunges off the blue dragon and dies but the remaining flurrys in him makes him alive and he grabs another flurry and eats it all. He grabs another one too and also eats it so he is invincible!

OOC: hahahaha

[Kyra Starleaf]

The guardian of KFC wants too see what is going on down on the ground so he laeps off the cliff and mutters some magic words, floating down faster than he expected, he lands with a splash in a giant vat of coleslaw, sending out a spray of cabbage and carrots.

[raeray]

A carrott hit Raeray on the head and then another and another. Raeray was very annoyed now and very mad.

[Master_of_the_lance]

The mighty lord ronald mcdonald screamed at tghe death of his fav dragon he knew he must call his good freinds sonic overlord and Taco bell master they rode over on ther t model fords and joined in with ronald ronald rode a an odd flying talking mule called muriel and the other on rode a huge taco and the other a large chilli cheese coney they both summoned all the dragons under there control and said whos hungry

[Kyra Starleaf]

With his brown robes being soaked by the creamy dressing, the guardian of KFC was sinking to the bottom of the container of coleslaw. " I forgot, I don't know how to swim!" he cried. " Oh well, at least I'll leave a tasty corpse!" he said as he drowned in the cabbage juice.

[raeray]

Raeray rolled her eyes as she saw the KFC person drowning. For the sake of fried chicken she transformed back into a blue dragon and dived in found the man in the brown robes and picked him out of the ??? something. And set him down in the lair.

[Katt Nightstalker]

"erm . . . must . . . . not . . . . eat . . . AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
katt runs around eating all edible food in sight. than casts her favorite spell . . . summon fast food create IV
"muahahahahhuk . . . hark . . . BLECH! almost choked . . ."

[raeray]

Raeray looks down to see the girl stuffing her face. Rolling her eyes she went back to her flurries.

[dalamar_thedark]

all of a sudden Turin jumps up into the air. And he is floating on lots of flurries! (OOC: MCflurries. gotta say that) And fries start catapulting at everyone including that crazy KFC person and ronald guy. Then all of a sudden he starts flying, "it's a bird its a plane no its TURIN THE BLACK ROBED TOTALLY INVINCIBLE GUY!!!" someone shouts.

[raeray]

Raeray groans again and creates a sheild from the fries right before they hit and then kept on eating.

[stephstephy]

can i join please

[beardies221]

Uh, sure, but its sorta dead...

[dalamar_thedark]

Uh, sure, but its sorta dead...

OOC: ...duh...there hasn't been an answer for days.

[raeray]

Then answer!!!!
Duh!!

[dalamar_thedark]

Then answer!!!!
Duh!!

OOC: you forgot to OOC. Duh! And before you go chastising people, answer first! Duh!

[beardies221]

OOC: DTD, shut the hell up. I'm sorry, bad mood, but you are being a jerk while raeray seemed to want you to respond to the message. Ooo, you used a big word, chastising, congrats, well, read statements above...

Raeray, I apologize personally for dalamar_thedark's rudness...

Ok, I think I am done...

[dalamar_thedark]

OOC: chastising is a big word? *falls over laughing*

[beardies221]

OOC: Considering your vocabulary, yes, huge...

[raeray]

OOC: Yeah, very big for you kinda big for me too but I'm like a year younger than both of you and by the way I was the last one to post a real post!!!!!!

[beardies221]

OOC: Well, don't worry Raeray, I got yo back. DTD just pics on people with smaller vocabularies than himself, so out of the 6 billion people on earth he has about 100 he can pick on, 90 of which are under the age of 2...

[DarkNuitari]

OOC: Awww, kids, don't fight. Do I have to make a triumphant comeback just to settle your petty squabbles? *mock rolls his eyes* :rolleyes: And is it just me, or is DtD turning into a jerk since he's gone on so long unchecked, aka me not being around to bully him...?

[beardies221]

OOC: I know, I've had to actually bully him a little cause he was being so meeeeean...

[DarkNuitari]

OOC: I know, I've had to actually bully him a little cause he was being so meeeeean...
OOC: Congratulations beardies, you have graduated to Junior Adulthood! Now you can take on my responsibilites as Head Bully and Earl of Funny! ;)

[beardies221]

OOC: We all know I was already funnier then you, hehe, and I don't want to be the bully, just get everyone in line every now and then...

[DarkNuitari]

OOC: We all know I was already funnier then you, hehe, and I don't want to be the bully, just get everyone in line every now and then...
Hahahaha! *pats you on the head* Of course you are muffinburger... As for these "lines" you speak of, maybe you should petition to become a Mod? That way, you can wave all that power on top of everyone's heads! :D

[beardies221]

OOC: But, if I was a mod, I'd have to be POLITE about putting them in line, not inslut their small vocabulary :). Nah, if I was a mod, it would have to be in some new forum, like a forum for the stupid games, hmm *starts pondering*

[DarkNuitari]

OOC: But, if I was a mod, I'd have to be POLITE about putting them in line, not inslut their small vocabulary :). Nah, if I was a mod, it would have to be in some new forum, like a forum for the stupid games, hmm *starts pondering*
Oh gods no. Don't even mention that *shudders at the thought of a new forum dedicated to useless games*.

[beardies221]

OOC: Hehe, hey Shugi, I think this thread is ready to be locked :).

[dalamar_thedark]

OOC: what's this about me being mean? *cries in a corner*

[beardies221]

OOC: you forgot to OOC. Duh! And before you go chastising people, answer first! Duh!

^^^That^^^

[dalamar_thedark]

^^^That^^^

OOC: ok ok ok....i already apologized in another thread. happy now, beardies?

[beardies221]

OOC: Yea, but, you forgot to OOC! Uh! HOW DARE YOU!!!

[dalamar_thedark]

OOC: i edited it. :P

[raeray]

OOC: :rolleyes: Ok....I think I'll leave now, NO WAIT, you'll stop and post when i do my impression of Hilary Duff on my magical karoke machine
a karoke machine apears and starts paying, microphone in :rolleyes: Raeray's hand
it starts playing "So yesterday"
Raeray starts singing it even more annoyingly than Hilary
Raeray stops the music
"now you will post or I'll play it again," does an evil little laugh

[dalamar_thedark]

OOC: O_o What the heck was that? A Hilary Duff karaoke machine? And I've never even heard of that song....*plugs ears* If you'll excuse me I'll just step out of the room. *mutters something about greatly disliking Hilary Duff*

I'm sure beardies will like to hear it 'one more time' though....yech...

[beardies221]

OOC: Yes, I thoroughly enjoyed it! Encore, encore!!!!!

[dalamar_thedark]

OOC: yikes! you just HAD to encore! *stops ears and says LALALALALA throughout*

[Gussish]

OOC: ---*Inserts advertisement of his own RP topic*--- Errrmmmm, this does seem dead, the thread necromancers have been hard at work though, it may just pull through.

[beardies221]

OOC: I don't want it to... It's my horrible creation, and it must die!!!

[Gussish]

OOC: The cruel irony is, it cannot die with us respounding to it. Thusly we torment each other even as we discuss how to slay it. A fitting way to go insane.

[dalamar_thedark]

OOC: I don't want it to... It's my horrible creation, and it must die!!!

interesting....someone wants his own thread to die.....*calls loudly 'OH MODSSSS!!!!'*

[raeray]

Amazing how I can annoy anyone!!!!
I'll finish the song now
"So Yesterday so yesterday,......(the rest of the song)
Wasn't that fun!!!

[Shugi]

I nearly closed this a week ago but it eerily got on-topic. Alas, inertia has failed. Closing.